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someone who hangs arround famous cunts looking for autographs
look at you there, hanging arroundfamous cunts looking for autographs, fuck off and leave us alone.
by annonomus August 12, 2003
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just a regular ozzie bloke who gets all the roots. need weed give me a call on 0405 010 712
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by gary September 04, 2003
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one who walks arround backwards with their dick hanging out, trawling for poofters
i saw you out the front of the brothel when it was closed and doing a coonan
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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a total cunt that looks as if he can be canadian or french. he's self center and cocky and has a small penis. he's some one that will end up alone for ever cause he never gets it in so he hits on every girl he sees. there is also a 98% he's a pedofile and will follow you home in his car.
Speaker A: Hi nice to meet you, i'm Jill.
Speaker B: My name's Mr. Coonan.
Speaker A: fuck....
by thatpistbitch October 18, 2011
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Has a high level of immaturity but because of that he is funny. He is a cheesy cunt with a new jumper
You!... Matt!
by Donna August 16, 2003
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A person with a series of unfortunate characteristics or body traits, these may be extensive but typically centre around weight, piggy features and unfortunate hair.

In order for a person to be labelled as a "real" Coonan, said person needs to originate from a town or place that is derided by the masses, example: Devon or Cornwall, Swansea, Slough, Hull.
Oh wow, look that Coonan over there (points to rotund gentleman with a ginger, receding hairline), he's a proper Coonan! (for this to be applicable, assume said spotting has occurred in St.Austell or Skegness).
by BJ_James April 21, 2018
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