coolietard

"cool retard" 'nuff said.

ex 1.
person a: "hey, check out that retard!"
person b: "yeah! isn't he so cool!"
person c walks up: "look over there. its a coolietard"

ex 2.
mj: "haha! your such a coolietard!"
yas: "do you even know what that means?"
mj: "no"
yas: O_o " cool retard"
mj: "oh...sorry"

by you.know.who May 3, 2008

Commietard

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.

Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...

by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009

cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008

Cookietard

Something or someone who is lovely, cute and sweet but very stupid at the same time. cute and pathetic at the same time Like a puppy who runs into a glass-door.

Girl -Oh look at that guy over there on the Harley Davidson.
Boy -Yeah I see him, bet he feels proud on that bike.

*Guy on harley looks at them and smirks*

Girl -Bet he's got a small dick too. Poor bastard.
Boy -Yeah, what a cookietard!

by Zaniya January 5, 2010

cooliebadoolie

When something is cool but not that cool.

Origin: the hills of western mass, where the coffee is strong and the women are stronger.

James Frank: I finished all of my homework!
Dean Jimmy: Cooliebadoolie man.

by purple grapes April 23, 2010

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

Cookietayden

Cookietayden is a person who will never stop to help you from anything and he will be there and he is a person that loves cookies so watch out. He forgives a lot, loves god, likes video games, and he can be your best friend or boyfriend.

Girl: Cookietayden is the best Boyfriend!!!

Boy: Cookietayden is my best friend!

by Eduardo4life November 21, 2021