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When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).
I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!
by Haley May 20, 2004
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