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conungle

This word describes a situation where you can think of something, but you aren't sure how to google it properly. A google conundrum.
Ashton found himself in a conungle. He wanted to buy one of those cool looking alarm clocks that display the time by moving light beams, but he wasn't sure how to describe it to google.
by TheLastMarc June 5, 2017
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Confungled

when your really confused and thinking 'what the hell is going on!?'
'teacher speaking'
Student: What the hell is he talking about? I'm so effin' confungled!
by Maggie doofensmertz December 9, 2009
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conjungled

"youre making things way more conjungled than they need to be"
by bikibikiplateconoe April 24, 2010
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conunkles

"It took some serious conunkles, but Frodo finally managed to destroy the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom."

"If you insult my friend again I will kick you in the conunkles. Hard. And in front of people."
by E-Row October 29, 2008
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conunkles

"It took some serious conunkles, but Frodo finally managed to destroy the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom."

"If you insult my friend again I will kick you in the conunkles. Hard. And in front of people."
by E-Row November 3, 2008
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Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.
"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."
by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023
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Confungled

Huh, we all in this bih confungled!
by Star&Jeff April 4, 2019
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