contact bi 

A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.

Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.

"Hey, want to go camping next week?"

"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."

contact bi by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022

Bicep Contact 

When your or someone’s biceps are very large, during conversation they make direct contact with your biceps rather than your eyes first

I was talking to Cody about school and instead of making eye contact, they made direct bicep contact

Bicep Contact by AD1997 June 1, 2018

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

contacting aliens by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

Contacting Aliens by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018

side bitch contract 

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.

Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!

side bitch contract by supernovaRED July 13, 2014