Connunism

A type of teaching method where the teacher gives students a load of homework, senseless worksheets, boring and useless videos, the teacher then yells at the students for no apparent reason, and then just sucks the life out of the entire class

That class is full of connunism.
That class is very connunist.
I fell asleep during the video in the connunist class.

Connunism by Chheddacheez October 14, 2011

Corpo-Communism 

(abbr: Corporate-Communism)(n):
(A) a revolutionary movement perpetrated by members of the Top-Most Upper-Class (TMUP) to create a uni-class (lower class), moneyless, and stateless social order structured upon debt owed to the TMUC and ownership of the total world GDP by the TMUC members of a world society.
(B) a subversive political movement that is espoused by the Republican Party & the Tea Party.
(C) any political movement with the goal of destroying local free-market Capitalism, in favor of global markets and international corporations which own total world GDP.
(D) a subversive re-distribution scheme in which all value created in an economy is re-distributed to the Top-Most Upper Class.
(E) a subversive economic philosophy in which the Top-Most Upper Classes own all property (both Physical and Intellectual), control all means of production, and all means distribution.
(F) a psychological system in which individuals who have no vested interest in Corpo-Communism continually vote for politicians who support Corpo-Communism; political delusionalsim
(G) a linguistic game in which politicians who support the tenets and goals of Corpo-Communism (ex. George W. Bush; Mitt Romney) use the language of Capitalism, the language of Religion, and the language of "old-timey American values" to fool the American population into voting them into power; a language system that exploits the language of the American Founders to trick Americans.

"As a supporter of Corpo-Communism, I think the rich should control everything, kid, everything!"

Corpo-Communism by Zap Gamma August 5, 2012

sexual communism 

when a community evenly shares the sexual workload between one another.

many college dorms are believed to be hosts to sexual communism.

sexual communism by jblxtra December 6, 2021

communism 

everyone suddenly wants it when you bring a pack of bubblegum to school

joe:brings gum to class
the whole danm class:we need communism

communism by thechas3 December 7, 2020

Conduism 

The understanding that the human body is a conduit for various spiritual forces. This is based on the study and comparison of Gnosticism, Hermeticsm, Yogic practice, and other esoteric philosophies.

The goal of Conduism is to awaken ones self to becoming the most efficient conduit of divinity that they can be, and to live the highest quality of life possible through an intimate, dedicated spiritual understanding on life.

Conduism by New Royal Gnosis January 26, 2023

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM 

what we should all aspire to

I can't wait for FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM!

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM by Nebentypus June 3, 2017

Childhood Communism 

A term referring to any period of person's childhood on communist families, or in communist countries like Mainland China.

"Childhood Communism is found everywhere." - Some communist person

Childhood Communism by Ryan900USAYT April 2, 2022