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When you concure and you agree, it is a hybrid of both words.
I congree with what you say.
Congree by Zach A. Wolf January 30, 2009
Dude: I think we should go to a KsE concert!
Chick: I totally congree! It would be wicked awsome!
Congree by pinkpotatos666 February 21, 2008

Congregate 

New crystal gems, congregate!

Congress 

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.
If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.
Congress by The Daily Show April 29, 2013

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressed 

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.
I got badly Congressed at work.
Congressed by bora_am May 19, 2014