Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?

Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.

by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022

In charge of confetti

Being sarcastic about throwing a celebration/party.

Sarge: I’m in charge of the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Grief: I’m no stranger to sarcasm sir.
- RVB s1 ep2

by Laser face February 12, 2021

Confetti Party

When several women surround one person then ejaculate on that person. A gender-swapped bukkake.

We will need a ton of towels and Gatorade for Mike's 30th birthday confetti party party.

by Shotz McGillicuddy July 27, 2019