condeleeza rice

A token "negro bee'hatch", designed to appease black and other non white voters into supporting a racist, bigoted, quasi theocratic oligarch party. Dumb enough to trot out propaganda for the wankers she works for, and too dumb to make the connection that having a huge lumbering graceless oil tanker named after you is actually quite an insult for most bitches.

can i shine your shoes monkey boss?

condeleeza rice by wideawakeclub February 19, 2004

condoleeza rice

1.) Orthodontically challenged female
sell-out.
2.) Republican marketing prop with no substance.
3.) National security disgrace who dismissed an intelligence briefing entitled "Osama Bin Laden Determined To Attack United States. A month later Osama Bin Laden attacked the United States.

1.) Current Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is A-OK with Sharia law in Iraq that dooms Iraqi women to honor killings & donning burkahs.
2.) African American woman who kisses up to powerful white men.
3.) Stupid bitch partially responsible for the deaths of 3000 Americans.

condoleeza rice by Clevelandchick September 20, 2005

Condoleeza Rice Krispies 

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!

Condoleeza Rice Krispies by clairem December 24, 2008

Condoleezza Rice 

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.

I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?

Condoleezza Rice by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007

Condoleezza Rice 

A Mexican dish

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?

Condoleezza Rice by yomama'smom January 27, 2010

condoleezza rice 

A good excuse to use the words "nigger".

She who supported the war in Iraq and lied about the war, resulting in the deaths of innocent people: Iraqi civilians, woung men and women who had their whole lives ahead of them... now thanks to George W. Bush and this stupid cunt, among others, the United States are in deep shit.

Thank god that Barbara Boxer gave a piece of her mind to that Condoleezza Rice bitch.

condoleezza rice by Lorelili March 28, 2005

Condoleeza Rice

The Omarosa of the Bush-league republican administration.

That bitch will lie right to your face.

Condoleeza Rice by MODNAR April 9, 2004