comulgate 

To gather as a group, usually in a co-worker's office, in order to discuss an idea/concept in an attempt to broadcast personal agendas. A combination of "congregate" and "promulgate."

The accounting department comulgated in Joe's office, interrupting his groove.

comulgate by Null Modem October 27, 2004

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

colgate toothpaste with tartar control by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014

comulate 

communication during copulation. specifically referring to sexual requests/feedback during sex. such as: "HARDER", "DON'T STOP", "YES! Right there!", "a little to the left", "grab my ass", "that's not my clit", and any such instructions.

sex with you is so much fun, i love the way you comulate!

comulate by Chucked1 January 16, 2016

Colgate Conquistador 

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.

John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

Colgate Conquistador by RodWood July 18, 2010

colgate smile 

Someone with a VERY nice smile (straight, white teeth)

I like her so much. she’s got a Colgate smile, their so straight and white

colgate smile by YoBredrin September 30, 2020

Colgate University 

One of the top liberal arts colleges in the nation, Colgate University is home to some of the brightest and best young men and women, who hail from a variety of states and countries. Colgate, or 'Gate, as it is affectionately called by the student body, sports Division 1 athletic teams and a famously lively party scene. It has very little affiliation with the toothpaste brand, and anyone who makes what he or she thinks is a witty and original quip regarding the shared name should light his or her self on fire and jump out of a window for being so mindless...and go back to Hamilton College, the ugly cousin of Colgate.

"So, where are you going to college?"

"Colgate University."

"Oh, I didn't know you were so interested in toothpaste! Do you want to be a dentist?"

"Oh, that's really original you dumb shit. Excuse me while I graduate from one of the best schools in the country. Why don't you go back to Bucknell, get drunk, and fuck your sister. Asshole. Oh yeah, and Cornell can suck my dick."

Colgate University by Colgate Raiders September 4, 2007