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coke tease

A woman who will pretend to be into a guy for his drugs

(coke)..this girl is known is a coke tease.

If you feel this is the case.. a simple titty bump test will see if this is the case.
Setting : A man and a woman are alone in a room talking and doing lines.

Woman : ( points at the mirror ) Do you mind ?
Man : No not at all go ahead
(woman does a line)
Man : How about you let me do one off your tit.
Woman : uhh..... i dont think so
Man : Get the f*ck out of here you f*ckin' coke tease
coke tease by plasticcat12 March 8, 2011
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noun: a woman or girl who promises to provide baked goods, but doesn't deliver.
Kortni promised to bring a cake to the office... a month ago. She's a real caketease.
caketease by GamecockGuy1987 July 19, 2012
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Someone who sells bake goods but doesn't deliver to your house.
*Phone Call*
Person Ordering: "Hey Mate can I order a sponge cake?"
Baker: "Sure! That's $20 pick up"

Person Ordering: "Don't You deliver?????"
Baker: "No"
Person Ordering: "What a fucking caketease."
Caketease by Colin-Asian-Faggot March 11, 2013
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026