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Coffinfuck

The most detructive fuck move ever created.Used to either put someone in a coffin or debase them after they are already in it;1000 times the payload of a conventional skull fuck, usually employed after you have been fucked down.
Slasher just put the coffinfuck on Hacksaw Jack!
Coffinfuck by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
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cousinfucker 

Having sex with one's cousin, whether drunk or sober, whether well acquainted or not.
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ok, uhm.... Well my first experience was when I was 15... and she was my girlfriend... my weirdest experience was when I had sex with my cousin... well, it's weird but I hadn't saw her like 6 years.. so she was like a friend, but she's actually my cousin . She lives in other country...
cousinfucker by The Bridge February 4, 2004

cousinfucker 

cousinfucker = anyone who lives in Alabama
cousinfucker by slap a fap January 20, 2020

cousinfucker 

An extra stupid gnarly looking guy...a derp derp. A cousinfucker is either someone who'd be fucking their cousin or they're the fugly product of cousinfucking.
Matt Gaetz looks like a cousinfucker.
cousinfucker by bette_cracker August 18, 2019

Cousinfuckery

(verb)

The act of Incest; particularly with one's own cousin.
"I just naturally assumed that those people were always everywhere in the south go to the Nascar thing maybe or the international coalition of cousinfuckery"
Cousinfuckery by Ethic_Hackman January 26, 2007

cousinfucker 

A strange story on a marijuanna forum came up with an act of intoxicated cousinfucking happened. This is how the story goes:

so i went to this town called santa maria to stay with my cousins for a couple of weeks , i got up the nerve to ask her if she blazed it.she said hell yeah!so we smoked like ten grams in three blunts just the two of us.it was some kali bud that i had picked up in san diego for fifty bones.so i hadn t seen this blonde petite spun ky chick since we were both three years and now we re nineteen because my dads cousin moved to vancouver. She kind of started flirting and teasing me poking me in the stomache . It didnt feel wrong that we were flirting and then she leaned in halfway for a kiss and i quickly obliged.she was playful and pulled back as she pulled my body closer. I remember it was fresh out and we had sneaked out at ten and it was like midnight now and it was so starry that it felt like a dream. We jumped in their pool in our underwear . The pool is heated and she still felt so much warmer than the water shrouding our curious hands from the view of next door neighbors prying eyes. I un- hooked her silky victoria secret bra as she caressed my back. I nibbled on her ear a couple of times and she took of the bra all the way so i groped to my hearts content. She kissed me hungrily and i moved her thong over to the left and hoisted her on to my thighs and traced her lips with my index finger before i pushed in and she responded we slipped underwate in a lip lock and i freaked out briefly. When i penetrated her without a condom she let out a little subdued gasp as did i.she was flexing her muscles without thrusting and it was making me throb. I slowly pushed all the way in until my head touched a barrier. It was one of my biggest bone r and i took my time focusing, trying not to come as i held this teenage goddess in my arms.she began to tense up and her vagina grew even tighter. I let out a pretty loud moan as i shivered from the orgasm.
following the inevitable collapse into each other i felt a pang of guilt coupled with a hint of sadness.this was never ever gonna occur again and its not that i fell in love it was because i had fallen, but in lust.
Cousinfucker: I got really drunk and had sex with my cousin.

Dude: Eww get the fuck away from me cousin fucker
cousinfucker by Charq August 20, 2008

coffeefuck 

stayin' up all night, gettin' hellla high on coffee
that was a crazy coffeefuck last night, she was talking all night
coffeefuck by tibh December 8, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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