coffee jiz

The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.

After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.

coffee jiz by Nick is dope September 22, 2007

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coffee jizz

The foam that sticks to your upper lip and nose after drinking coffee with foam out of an open topped cup or mug.

dude, can you grab me a napkin so I can wipe this coffee jizz of my lip?

coffee jizz by Zmobie December 12, 2008

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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it

hey boys lets play jizz coffee.

jizz coffee by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022

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coffeetized

A word used to replace an expression of someone who is
not "with it", "awake yet", or "Has not had his jolt of Red Bull."

"Hey man, go get coffeetized first".

"No life before coffee!" or get coffeetized

coffeetized by marv Prongue January 10, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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