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coffee jiz

The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.
by Nick is dope September 22, 2007
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coffee jizz

The foam that sticks to your upper lip and nose after drinking coffee with foam out of an open topped cup or mug.
dude, can you grab me a napkin so I can wipe this coffee jizz of my lip?
by Zmobie December 12, 2008
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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022
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coffeetized

A word used to replace an expression of someone who is
not "with it", "awake yet", or "Has not had his jolt of Red Bull."
"Hey man, go get coffeetized first".

"No life before coffee!" or get coffeetized
by marv Prongue January 10, 2009
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