coffe boy

Tends to hangout at the local Starbucks and has a tendency to participate in gay activities. Has to workout everyday so people with think he's not as queer as a three dollar bill

Did you see that coffe boy over there he sure is sweet!

by 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 May 15, 2017

Coffee Boy Complex

When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.

“Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”

by lyd&han June 16, 2019

Coffee Boy

Kirk Hammet's role during the production of St Anger because James wouldn't let him play guitar.

Kirk - "Check out this solo". James -" Quit yo jibba jabba and give me your guitar! Commercially selling out is the way forward! Make yourself usefull and go make me a coffee scrotum boy!"

by SATANSFISHTANK November 1, 2003