Milked from the blackest dudes in Africa to give you the strength to pick cotton all day then play a full game of football with out game fatigue.
Eric guzzled his Cockolate Milk till his tummy hurt because of the great salty taste & still kicked his 1 field goal in triple overtime to win the game.
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After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
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Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
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Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.
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