cocklette
cocklette by yourknowme February 25, 2012
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Cocklette
That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.
That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
Cocklette by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013
Related Words
cockette • cocklette • cockcrete • Cockrete • cockrotter • Cockuette • cokerette • Cougarette • Cougarette Cub • Cock aye the noo
cockrotter
one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.
Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"
"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
cockrotter by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011
Cougarette
1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.
2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)
guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?
guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!
guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?
guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!
guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
Cougarette by InternHustle August 28, 2009
Cockcrete
When your cock is so hard that you can't beat it down with a hammer or three-($2)- whores when you only have fo' dollars and you still gotta buy them a fo for fo from Wendy's.
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.