cocklette
cocklette by yourknowme February 25, 2012
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Cocklette
That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.
That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
Cocklette by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013
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cockette • cocklette • cockcrete • Cockrete • cockrotter • Cockuette • cokerette • Cougarette • Cougarette Cub • Cock aye the noo
cockrotter
one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.
Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"
"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
cockrotter by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011
Cougarette
1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.
2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)
guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?
guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!
guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?
guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!
guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
Cougarette by InternHustle August 28, 2009
Cockcrete
When your cock is so hard that you can't beat it down with a hammer or three-($2)- whores when you only have fo' dollars and you still gotta buy them a fo for fo from Wendy's.
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