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cocklette

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.
oh hey that dudes got a cocklette
by yourknowme February 25, 2012
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Cocklette

A tiny tampon-sized penis.
That poor man who is 6'5" has a cocklette.

That man must have been a bad person in a past life because Jesus ran out of cocks and gave him a cocklette!
by SassyGirl_InTheBay December 17, 2013
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cokerette

take a cigarette and rub some cocaine on the filter, smoke it and it gives you a nice buzzz and a numby
yo that cokerette made my mouth numb as shit
by watzy December 11, 2008
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cockrotter

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.
"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"
by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011
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Cougarette

1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.

2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)

guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?

guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!

guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
by InternHustle August 28, 2009
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Cockcrete

When your cock is so hard that you can't beat it down with a hammer or three-($2)- whores when you only have fo' dollars and you still gotta buy them a fo for fo from Wendy's.
Girl let me tell you, I fucked this dude last week and he had a cockcrete hard dick then I heard that ever since he's been fuckin' that Wendy bitch his dick won't even stay hard after he took 3 Cialis.
by Fry-Pie January 12, 2021
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cockette

the feminine compliment to the penis. (aka vagina)
suck my cockette.
by dtotheOrDOuble E n January 31, 2004
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