cock and load

say before you fart. its like firing a gun...but not..

*feel it coming*
"Hey, buddy."
"What?"
"Cock and load" then u let it go.

by sexyllamas December 11, 2005

cocked and loaded

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

by Nuur August 13, 2011