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club search 

The inevitable search that ensues any time a group of people leave a club. Typically the search is for missing purses, cell phones, digital cameras, scarves, hats or gloves.

Club searchers are easy to spot as they are all lifting up seat cushions, checking coat and pants pockets, and looking in dark corners of the club.
I left my camera right under my coat, but couldn't find it when we were about to go. I had to lead a club search and found it under a table.
club search by H-Dave January 4, 2006
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live search club

A site designed by Microsoft where you can play games and win prizes. People have found ways to cheat on these games and win free stuff. The largest thing you can buy at the site is an Xbox 360, if you cheat you can earn the prize in less than 24 hours. In early July 2007 this was very east to do, it is now harder. Way to go Microsoft!
Rick: Where the fuck are you getting all this stuff from.
Erik: I cheated on live search club and now I have an Xbox, Zune and Microsoft Vista.
live search club by zak221133 August 12, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016