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Clovds is a person who is fine as fuck , all the boys want to be him, he atracts girls and boys, he is beautiful, he is famous, he is my fake husband, he know he wants me . ALL THE GUYS WANT TO BE LIKE CLOVDS AND DRESS LIKE HIM. the bible says his boyfriend ( joshua ) broke up with him because he want to good looking and gave the best sex ever and he couldnt handle it .
Clovds is a guy u want to have in your life. ( ITS A MUST )
clovds by amele22@apps.pusd.org October 14, 2016
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Cloudscape

All the visible features of the clouds in the sky, often considered in terms of their aesthetic appeal.
1. Woah Zach, look at the sky, the cloudscape is looking beautiful today.

2. Damn those cumulonimbus clouds and stratocumulus clouds yesterday at 1:53:37 pm composed an amazing cloudscape.
Cloudscape by Free T@yK June 9, 2021

Wicked Clouds Smoke Shop 

Another nic spot that is located on Campus Corner that many OU tards make frequent trips to. This place is also a very common spot for all the brown boys at OU because the owner also happens to be a brown boy so it's convenient since brown people always want to feel that brown connection. The owner also happens to be an avetard so you have to think twice before you do business here since it might be hit or miss. I love seeing avetards making big moves tho, and opening your own smoke shop is the biggest of biggest moves.
I hit up Wicked Clouds Smoke Shop the other day and that hoe is way better than Lifted Smoke & Vape, if you're going to Campus Corner for a smoke shop, only go to Wicked.

happy little clouds

Bob Ross was the happiest little cloud the world has ever seen. He beet the devil out of them haters and never made mistakes, only happy little accidents. Have a good day
Bob: Get you oderless paint thinner and then... Just beat the devil out of it (chuckles) and now we just paint some happy little clouds... Don't matter.... Dooon't matter
n. 1. An object of ultimate desire to those with anger management issues or those therefore defined as taking Prilosec for a consistant heartburn of pure, unadulterated rage.
2. Something obtained in Dark Age of Camelot.
3. Used in an exclamation when something is ninjaed, usually to an absolute extreme.
"You stole my fucking CLOUDSONG."
Cloudsong by S.E. A October 9, 2005

Cloudsmacker 

1. An award winning strain of Medical Marijuana that gives a powerful feeling of soaring into, then getting smacked by the clouds. (OG x Jillybean) 2. An overachiever. 3. A successful person, that pushes past limits and reaches for success. Overachiever Champion Winner victor titleholder conqueror champ perfectionist OG
1. Cloudsmacker is amazing, she is my favorite. 2.That guy is a champion, a real " Cloudsmacker".

clouds in my coffee 

This expression was used in the 1972 Carly Simon song, "You're So Vain." To understand the meaning, it is helpful to read the full lyrics of the song. Prior to the refrain, the lyric "And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and..."

What was it that Simon was dreaming about? The prospect of a relationship with subject of the verse. The lyrics were written about someone after the end of a relationship, several years afterward, in fact. Simon laments that a relationship was, is, and will continue to be made impossible by the deep character flaws of the subject, most prominently, their vanity.

Understanding this, 'clouds in my coffee' refers to a metaphorical distortion or illusion. Coffee is black, clouds are white and have patterns. When one sees such things reflected in the surface of a liquid, they are readily identifiable as illusion. In matters of love, illusions are more difficult to discern.

Simon expresses her lament that her belief in a future with this shallow individual was illusory and that it was an illusion shared over the years by several other women, followed by the statement that the subject WOULD think the song was about them, a statement made ironic by the fact the song really is about them as, for once, they would be arriving at a correct conclusion even if for the wrong reasons.
As a simile: "I thought I saw an oasis, but it was a mirage, like clouds in coffee."

As a metaphor: "My dream was to be a movie star, but after many years of failure came to realize that I was seeing clouds in my coffee."
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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