1. Acting like you are in the closet

2. Making a comment, which would otherwise seem proactive in a political progressive and mostly liberal way, that will assuredly make others wonder about your hetro to homo ratio.
He's more offended about that word that all of my gay friends combined; seems kinda closety to me.
by Arden187 June 1, 2010
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someone who is still in the closet but acts straight as to not be seen as bi or gay because they are too scared to come out in fear of being rejected.
ella: i really just want a bf!!
aiden: ur such a closetier.
ella: i am not!
aiden: yes, u are.
by enby bitch July 13, 2020
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