closet pervert

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A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

closet pervert by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

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Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

Closet Pervert by vivaci January 19, 2010

Related Words

closet pervert • closet pevert • Closet • Closet Keeper • closet case • closet slut • closet whore • closet boy • closet hoe • Closet Homosexual

closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto

Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!

closet pervert by Magik November 26, 2004

closet pevert

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are

Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert

closet pevert by elliebaby2002 November 27, 2017

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026