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Closet Pervert 

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.
Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.
Closet Pervert by vivaci January 19, 2010

closet pervert 

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto
closet pervert by Magik November 26, 2004

closet pevert 

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are
Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert
closet pevert by elliebaby2002 November 27, 2017
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