a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are
Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.