closet fairy 

A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.

Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already

closet fairy by Robby Fitz December 7, 2006

Closet Fairy 

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."

Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?

Closet Fairy by Mweiner May 18, 2011

fairly close friends 

When a girl doesn't want to be with you, but wants you to continue prioritizing her because let's be honest, you're the pussy who cares more about her, and she likes knowing she matters to someone, and will use that to come around you when no one is around for her. You know almost everything about her and you're always there for her, while she knows nothing of you and john snow. This woman is a smart,heartless, blue eyed creature that knows not to call you bestfriend because she doesn't want you to invest this much dedication into another girl cause she wont be special anymore and will self pity that she doesnt matter anyways. Plus, lets be honest she doesnt want to give you all that fucking time either. She doesn't care to know you because you do all the caring in loving her.

"I consider us fairly close friends."

fairly close friends by Fairly close friends July 28, 2016