cleveland sneaker

This is related to the Cleveland Steamer. This is performed when your significant other gets too drunk to function. You escort them to bed and place them face down. Then pull their underwear down sufficiently to exposed their ass crack. Shit on their crack and pull the underwear up. Follow up with covering the unconscious inebriate with sheets and blanket. With luck, they'll think they shit themselves.

When he got sloppy-drunk, I gave him a Cleveland Sneaker. I hope he considers it an intervention.

by DuncanSeven March 8, 2014