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Clean Bean 

A goody two shoes. Someone who doesn't commit bad acts and does so deliberately. This may be because they are overall morally good people, or they are on probation and will go to jail forever if they do not act good.
Yeah i used to steal cars all the time, but now that i'm on probation i don't commit any crimes, nope, I'm a Clean Bean.
Clean Bean by Young Pleazy December 16, 2008
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Clean Bean 

Someone who always plays himself. - a.k.a. Will freaking Smith.
Will Smith used to play the cards but now he's just getting played. He's such a clean bean.
Clean Bean by Savagery Shappens February 2, 2017

Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine 

the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!

guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"

girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"

guy - "AND!!!!"

girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine [

bean clean 

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.
if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean
bean clean by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up 

SHUT UPPPPPP
JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

cleanbean 

A derivative of the original bean bag family, a clean bean is a lavish, up fashion bean. Usually found on weekends.
Damn!! Hey Look over there! Damn, that’s a CleanBean!
cleanbean by NickyMilks January 6, 2019
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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