Gets puss and is a decent teacher. Alright coach but lives with his parents and still fucks bitches and gets money has a dope dog that might have diabetes but who cares. He especially hates cheaters (Putnam).

He’s a total clayzer23

Clayzer23 by Historybuffmay17 November 4, 2019

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clayed

One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.

Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.

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clayed-up

To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.

I got super clayed-up last night and fought my dad.

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clayez

a term used for drug abuse

"mann that guy is on a clayez"

clayez by natalie__0 May 24, 2008

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Clayed

A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.

"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."

Clayed by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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