clarkky

Someone who is so obsessive about sucking the penis, they practically eat it. Some might say addicted to dicks like a crack smoker is addicted to crack. AKA Cack smoker, Worshipper of cocks, cock cherisher.

Chris is a real Clarkky, along with his cack smoking friend, Doa77.

by TomSlickk December 18, 2016

clarky cat

A ficticious drug from Brass Eye

"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"

by eViLegion January 25, 2005

clarky cat

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.

Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.

by andy mackay May 22, 2006

clarkey cat

A narcotic frequently mentioned in the satire television programme "Brass Eye"

"have you got any clarkey cat? I don't want to end up on a quack handle"

by John-O October 4, 2003

Clarky

A Clarky is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. A Clarky can be either gender as long as they posess all the qualities a kickass person should.

that kid matt is fuckin clarky

by Speakdatruth April 15, 2006

George Clarkey

very fit man
makes videos with imallexx
very funny man, shags lots of women
has a nice beard, nice hair, solid hair line
solid sense of fashion, even tho sometimes he dressed like a divorced dad but id still smash

everyone loves george clarkey

person 1: did you see imallexx’s new video

person 2: yes, i only watched it bcs george clarkey was in it. hes so funny

person 1: oh, okay

by khoifishkhoi January 3, 2023

clarkey

A term used for an alcoholic cunt such as an el jesso, a clarkey is sumone who gets pissed in a krew and likes pussy and often gets a lot of it, he also likes alcohol and places where he can buy and drink alcohol.

Hey dude! see that guy passed out in the gutter, what a motherfucking clarkey

by El Jesso November 19, 2004