clarendy
A awesome female, generally seen smoking herb. She got a big ol butt. Known for her sense of humor, she especially likes to yell at crack heads running down the street.
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Clarendonvale
Clarendonvale by proud member of the anti bogan society October 11, 2007
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clarendonvale
Well what else can be said,it's a shit hole breeding epi-centre of tasmania(see rokeby)inbreeding,incest,under-age sex,kids on drugs,inhalents(lpg gas,petrol,glue)rape,murder,muggings,car theft,armed rob,undoubtably the biggest shit-hole in the whole state of tasmania.apart from kingston,blackmans bay,hounville,cygnet,campania,lutana,risdonvale,moonah,howrah,warrane,mornington,newtown,goodwood,glenorchy,chigwell,claremont,bridgewater,gagebrook,brighton,midway point,sorell,triabuna and not forgetting the big shit dump of all time hobart.
you fucking low life scum get back to your own shite hole housing dept suburb ours is full,fuck off from northgate go to the mall or eastlands you dole bludging welfare recipiant you call your self an abbo but you got blonde hair and blue eyes .or may be go hug a tree you smelly greenie and have a shower you smell you dirty cunt oris that your mums micky juice on your breath.may be its where you sucked your uncle off after he rooted his daughter your cousin in the ass then dumped a load of cum in her cunt,that is why your breath stinks.
Get back to clarendonvale where you belong ,need a dolla to catch the metro bus.
Get back to clarendonvale where you belong ,need a dolla to catch the metro bus.
clarendonvale by alan dawson74 December 19, 2010
Clarendouche
Somoene who lives in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington Virginia, and exhibits the hallmarks of a pretentious douchebag.
A typical Clarendouche wears brown flip-flops and/or goofy pork pie hats. Clarendouches often are homosexual and have annoying toy dogs that bark a lot.
A typical Clarendouche wears brown flip-flops and/or goofy pork pie hats. Clarendouches often are homosexual and have annoying toy dogs that bark a lot.
Phil: Why are there so many tools in that restaraunt? Is the faggot convention in town?
Andrew: They are holding a $95 per person wine tasting event. Expensive and crappy wine draws a Clarendouche like flies to shit.
Andrew: They are holding a $95 per person wine tasting event. Expensive and crappy wine draws a Clarendouche like flies to shit.
Clarendouche by TGEoA June 24, 2011
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