clam cammo

A malodorous product utilized by females to mask the scent of a Lake Erie dock that is emanating from their nether region.

Most products that attempt to “cure” this situation merely “mask” the situation by introducing essences of Cedar, Roses, Jasmine or sandalwood. Most commonly introduced to young, unsuspecting females in the form of “Toilet water.”

“Clam Cammo,” surpasses all in providing a burning sensation to the eyes, nasal and oral cavities of anyone within a 200’ perimeter

Old women are cool. I love their wisdom and tales of life, I just can't stand the smell of their "Clam Cammo!"

clam cammo by Sammy in CMH July 22, 2006

Cambodian Clam taco 

In order to reenact this u will need you and four of ur clsoest friends. all of u will begin by gettin ass naked with a lemon up the ass. While doing so four of the members will lay another down and smother him in beef. While doing so they will cum all over him for an extra kick to the spices.After this has taken place the 3 standing members will cover them selves in mac mustard, tomato,clams ,lettuce, cheese, and chilli and wrestle the laying member for 20 mins or so. When done they will gather all of the scrappings and equally divide them into taco shells for a delicious treat.

Stew: What did you and the boys do last night?
Drew: Guess.
Neil: Have you ever had a Cambodian clam taco lol?
Drew: Yeah a clam taco lol
Stew: I want a cambodian clam taco.
Drew&Neil: Be over at 7p.m.

Cambodian Clam taco by forest bensen May 27, 2010