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Clowndubious 

Used to describe somebody who engages in clown-like behaviour for nefarious purposes.
One may be seen as clowndubious if they slip people with banana peels to then pickpocket them.
Clowndubious by Clown #2 January 12, 2023
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The act of shooting the enemy in the head, usually the back of the head.
"Dude! You just totally cr0wnd that witch in L4D!"
cr0wnd by Bobby Joe Phillips January 28, 2009

clowndong 

Noun.

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.
"Did you notice Bobo's clowndong was looking a little obvious at little Bobby's birthday party?"
"Did you see Bob drunk and naked at the office luncheon? Man, he's got quite the clowndong!"
"Damn it Bill! Give me back my money - don't be such a clowndong!"
"Mmm - chocolate clowndongs!"
clowndong by Mepha June 29, 2005
Amateur in a comical way. Arising from the (possibly apocryphal) door in a circus tent through which the clowns enter.
When he saw that the karting track had been closed down, it became obvious to Julian that the day's plan was somewhat clowndoor.
Clowndoor by EnDefine December 12, 2010

clowndemic 

Clowndemic;
1. The act of mass spread hysteria of people becoming 'scary clowns'

2. The abnormal amount of clowns

3. The abnormal amount of lower IQ people walking around (1 to 45 is IQ range)
"The clowns are spreading and taking over! It's a clowndemic!"
clowndemic by Lord Ash-y January 29, 2021

Clowndog 

A funny person who is appreciated by everyone for their antics. Often someone who is off the wall.
Look at that clowndog eating superglue!

Son of a clowndog!

That clowndog shouldn't be peeing there.
Clowndog by Russianhollander March 30, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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