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canckles
First kid in food court - "Dude, look at the canckles on that mall rat..."
Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"
Second kid in food court - "Shut up dumbass! I'm trying to eat!!"
canckles by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007
potato canckles
The right thing to say to anyone you meet. It is the perfect way to express how you feel. One of the most emotional words in the human language. Remember to use it wisely for its preciousness shouldn’t be accessible to just anyone. Potato Canckels isn’t just a word it is a philosophical way to live life. The way of potato canckles is the best combination of letters that could be uttered in the whole world. However, potato canckles can also just be to express a friendly greeting. It’s so diverse and unique it is honest perfection to the universe. When you say potato canckles you aren’t just saying words your opening up you innner soul and pouring out all of your emotion. It’s truly a spiritual act to embrace who you are in the inside. Now you are able to leave this definition knowing that you are able to be invested in the world of potato cankles.
First person: The city looks so beautiful tonight...... it reminds me of how enchanting your looks are.
Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.
First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......
Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.
First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.
*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........
*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.
First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......
Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.
First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.
*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........
*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
potato canckles by Rawtalent March 24, 2020
Canck
The goat at fortnite. His skills can only be surpassed by a perfect player. Canck is the chosen one. The one that is destined to save us all.
Canck by Randall savage February 4, 2019
hog crancker
hog crancker by RENOBKCID October 8, 2019
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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