Circamplusbarymalakospygiac

(adj.)
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A descriptor for an individual possessing abnormally large, heavy, soft, and round buttocks—typically of such scale that they defy societal expectation. A rare and glorious physical condition combining the density of a neutron star with the softness of fresh bread dough.

"Bro walked in like he was smuggling planets, dude’s build is full-on circamplusbarymalakospygiac."

by Raccify March 26, 2025