cigarette boat

A type of speed boat originally designed for racing on the open ocean, 30-50 feet long and about 8 feet wide. Almost always equipped with at least 1000hp but often up to 2000hp, modern versions can go well over 100 mph. Drug runners made them famous in the 1970's and 80's but they are now popular as extremely expensive ($250,000+) show-off toys mainly for rich, otherwise blue collar people like construction contractors and business owners. The culture surrounding them strongly embraces decadent drinking, drugs, sex, and partying, and sometimes boating too. Most of them are used on lakes way too small and calm compared to their original purpose.

When I win the lottery I'm going to buy a cigarette boat and take it to the sand bar at Havasu.

cigarette boat by JS January 16, 2004

Cigarette Boatin' 

noun - slang

cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats

Definition of Cigarette Boatin':

1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,

tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said

dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.

b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see

erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's

humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a

monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.

2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and

leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework

for a boner.

Examples of Cigarette Boatin' in a Sentence

the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami

"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."

"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."

"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."

Cigarette Boatin' by Iain Danger April 2, 2022