chupmunck

Basically,a chupmunck is a nerd who reads manga and watches anime all day in their basement and will probably do that for the rest of their lives in the exact same basement.They only leave the basement to go to boy scout meetings with other chupmuncks. Not all boy scouts are chupmuncks though because some are pretty cool. But there are the ones that weasel their way into the boy scouts. They also have really annoying laughs so don't make them laugh. One major chupmunck is my friend Josh. He is so sheltered. The way to figure out if someone is a chupmunck is to ask them if they are living the sheltered life. Most chupmuncks I have come in contact with are in western Pennsylvania in the county of Beaver in the town/city/suburb of Beaver Falls. Chupmuncks reside there and usually either go to Beaver Falls or the Blackhawk school districts. They are not rare to these places. I advise staying away from the chupmuncks and not dating them under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Person1 to Person2:DUDE! What is that chupmunck doing here? Shouldn't he be at home reading their anime or something?
Chupmunck:Actually,its manga.Anime is something you watch.
Person2:STFU, you stupid chupmunk. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR ANIME!
*chupmunck walks away crying...*

Haleigh:Josh, why are you such a chupmunk?
Josh:I don't know...I'm livin' that sheltered life.

by jellybean<3r March 23, 2011

Purple Chipmunk

This is when a male inserts his dick into a women's ass and she squeezes her ass cheeks together cutting circulation off to the penis, thus causing it to become a purple, red, or blue color.

A man wants to push anal sex to the next level; enter the purple chipmunk

by A-Starr January 27, 2006

Exploding chipmunk

When a girl with a surprizingly loud voice, yells because her couch is on fire, making the noise of an exploding chipmunk.

On August 30, 2006, my girlfriend preformed an exploding chipmunk when her brother lit the couch on fire with a cigar, and proceded with the exploding chipmunk for about 5 minutes after the couch was out.

by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

Chipmunkery

To imitate/behave like a chipmunk; when one is extremely hyperactive or is easily distracted; a fast-paced or nonsensical event.

#1
"I do enjoy a bit of chipmunkery every now and then."

#2
"His chipmunkery was annoying."

#3
"Man, that class was a total waste of my time."

"Yeah, it was total chipmunkery!"

by RRU March 9, 2010

dramatic chipmunk

The legendary chipmunk featured on a top college humor video clip. The chipmunk is obviously distressed and his reaction is epic. The dramatic chipmunk is actually a prarie dog, but no one seems to care. He is god. It can also be used as a noun of which to call someone.

"Don't give me that look you fucking dramatic chipmunk, go collect acorns or something."

by NeilP July 23, 2007

Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Dirty chipmunk

A sexual move where a woman puts her mouth around your anus and you fart making her cheeks flare out like a chipmunk.

I just ate some beans how about a dirty chipmunk!!

by The Tysman May 23, 2009