chuck fucker 

Someone who ardently and incomprehensibly wears Converse shoes because he or she believes it to be cool. This behavior is seen most predominantly in the Emo subculture, hence the term "Chuck Fucker" becoming synomonous with "Emo Kid".

"Man, when did Norris start wearing those faggy shoes?"
"I don't know man, what a chuck fucker!"
"That chuck fucking Norris!"

chuck fucker by Carl Gadson January 28, 2006

Chunk fucker 

when a man loobs up a fat man or women and has sex with the fat. Can use any loob from butter to mayonaise. After intercourse man preceeds to deposit a shit in a fat roll for all involved. An excellent way to avoid pregnancy or an STD. Not an excellent way to convince your friends you're not creepy or don't like man tits.

Joe- "Randy is wierd!"
Poo- "Why?"
Joe- "I walked him on him with 10 300lb women and hundreds of empty butter bowls. He was caught in a fat sandwhich from all sides. From underneath the pile came the loud cry of moose"
Poo- "...chunk fucker..."
Gerald- "I just shat on yo baby!!!"

Chunk fucker by Wet Biscuit Mcglee October 25, 2006

fucked like chuck 

To be in a very unfavorable predicament.

After the power went out while Chris was on his computer, he was "fucked like chuck"

fucked like chuck by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002

cuckfucker 

Someone who likes to fuck someone who likes to see their wife/husband getting fucked by other men/women.

Person #1: Hey cuckfucker! Get over here!
Person #2: What, don't call me that!
Person #1: I know you like to fuck that cuck Billy!

cuckfucker by massive end of a bell November 18, 2016

chuckfucker 

a choo-choo train of men taking it analy starting with one man who sucks the first man's who-who-dilly

"that dude is such a chuckfucker"
"I seriously saw him doing the locomotion with dicks and asses"

chuckfucker by Scotty McFly November 23, 2004

Chuckfucked 

To have you ass handed to you by Chuck.

Who is Chuck?

Chuck is a metaphor for all the people in your life that you think you have under your control. Then, when you least expect it, BAM!! You get chuckfucked, leaving you confused, embarrassed, and slightly in awe of the power that just got released upon you.

Man, my boss just got Chuckfucked in that conference call!

Chuckfucked by RT120 September 24, 2009

cluckfuckery

(n.) (of a person or group of people) utterly moronic or chaotic shenanigans, usually involving confusion, like how a chicken would behave if it had no idea what was going on

Person 1: "Guys, look at the cluckfuckery going on over there"
Person 2: "I know, those people can't paint for the life of them. How can paint even go up to the ceiling like that?"
Person 3: "They got paint everywhere besides the actual fucking canvas"

cluckfuckery by CrystallizedQuartz January 12, 2025