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chrisyear

the day between christmas and new years eve, the day where you celebrate christmas being over, and the last few days of the year, while getting very very drunk with your friends and/or family.
person 1 : hey bob you wanna go celebrate chrisyear?

person 2 : no, im already doing it with my family.
by ANDAFE December 22, 2008
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Christardation

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"
by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010
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Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

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"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."
by D March 29, 2004
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Chrisean

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

It’s a vibe all the time!!”
by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022
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Chrisparrow

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.
Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!
by Germa88 May 9, 2009
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christtard

noun:
A person that is so blinded by their faith that they appear, to those not sharing their extreme beliefs, to have been stunted at some point in their mental development. These individuals can be found in discussion groups spouting parables, scripture, and direct quotes from the bible, generally to groups that have no desire to read their posts.

When confronted by people not sharing their beliefs, they either say something asinine, quote the bible (sometimes wrongly) or go off on a totally unchristian tangent and swear, insult, and try to belittle the specific one confronting them.
"There is some Christtard in the Atheist group telling us we are all going to hell because we don't think exactly like he does."
by Eustace Baggs August 29, 2007
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christarian

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.
That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.
by jurban1997 January 30, 2017
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