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high as a Christmas goose 

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.
"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School

Hope Christian High School 

Hopeless Christian is a private high school in the North East Heights of Albuquerque, NM. It is run by the basketball team who decided that it is the only sport allowed to have on campus practices, and the cheerleading team that has never quite actually won a national championship. Most hopies believe that they are entitled to everything including the "pot lounge" behind the art building. They like to talk about how right they are no matter what the issue is, and they never seem to shut up about it either. This school built out of tuff-shed cares more about the grass in the middle of campus that, instead of letting kids walk on it, they make students walk around it making them late to class. Lastly, Hopes baseball team wouldn't be so bad except the coaching staff decided that seniors shouldn't play and freshmen will always carry the team and lose championship games.
See that kid? He goes to Hope Christian High School.

Liberty Christian High School 

a place of pure torture. This school has so many antisocial people, you would die from the lack of social skills. Studies show that 100% of the people who attended this school died. Going to this school is like being tied to a tree and being continously slapped by apes.
Guy: Man, i hate jail.

Other Guy: Its better than Liberty Christian High School, they actually have good food in jail.

pass christian high school 

let’s start off by saying , this school is about the worst school. i’ve gone to this school my whole life and it is one of the most toxic environments i’ve experienced. the people are entitled and toxic and selfish and worry only about themselves. the staff expects you to fit into the little check boxes that they use to define their idea of a perfect student. if you don’t check all of their little boxes , then they label you as a “ problem ” or “ dumb ” or “ not good enough ”. it’s honestly sad. this place makes me feel about the loneliest i’ve ever felt. there’s the popular people , the ones that “ fit in ” , then there are the ones that don’t , the “ outcasts ”. but i’m in between. i’m not the popular gorgeous cheerleader but i’m also not the weird emo kid that sits in the corner. so i think i have about the hardest roll at this school. i have no friends because the people are fake and disloyal . i once heard that high school is a bunch of scared people pretending to be something they’re not , well that’s true , for this school at least. the students pretend to be perfect and pretend to have the perfect lives. and the staff pretends to actually care , but all they really care about is doing only what they’re required to do and getting their paycheck. that’s the type of environment this school is. so if you go here , or are planning to , then all i have to say is welcome to your loneliest hell.
pass christian high school : fuck you .🤘🏼

Pella Christian High School 

A school in Pella, Iowa where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. They always make it to the playoffs but, can never finish
Wow, Pella Christian High School made it to the playoffs again.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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