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christmas high 

when your so stoned and happy it feels like christmas morning when your a little kid, an exuberant feeling brought on by smoking marijuana, blissful happiness
Dude we smoked so much last night we were christmas high. I'll never forget the time we got christmas high and went frolicking
christmas high by Jblaze23 October 20, 2010
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high as a Christmas goose 

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool
I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

Valley Christian High School

Private school located in Cerritos, CA. Full of stuck up people who are all fake. Principal looks like Peter Griffin. Ugly maroon and gold colors. You'll be an outcast if you're not dutch. Boring parties. Overpriced pizza.
"You need academic help? Fuck you."

"We love Jesus." -Valley Christian High School

Hope Christian High School 

Hopeless Christian is a private high school in the North East Heights of Albuquerque, NM. It is run by the basketball team who decided that it is the only sport allowed to have on campus practices, and the cheerleading team that has never quite actually won a national championship. Most hopies believe that they are entitled to everything including the "pot lounge" behind the art building. They like to talk about how right they are no matter what the issue is, and they never seem to shut up about it either. This school built out of tuff-shed cares more about the grass in the middle of campus that, instead of letting kids walk on it, they make students walk around it making them late to class. Lastly, Hopes baseball team wouldn't be so bad except the coaching staff decided that seniors shouldn't play and freshmen will always carry the team and lose championship games.
See that kid? He goes to Hope Christian High School.

Liberty Christian High School 

a place of pure torture. This school has so many antisocial people, you would die from the lack of social skills. Studies show that 100% of the people who attended this school died. Going to this school is like being tied to a tree and being continously slapped by apes.
Guy: Man, i hate jail.

Other Guy: Its better than Liberty Christian High School, they actually have good food in jail.

pass christian high school 

let’s start off by saying , this school is about the worst school. i’ve gone to this school my whole life and it is one of the most toxic environments i’ve experienced. the people are entitled and toxic and selfish and worry only about themselves. the staff expects you to fit into the little check boxes that they use to define their idea of a perfect student. if you don’t check all of their little boxes , then they label you as a “ problem ” or “ dumb ” or “ not good enough ”. it’s honestly sad. this place makes me feel about the loneliest i’ve ever felt. there’s the popular people , the ones that “ fit in ” , then there are the ones that don’t , the “ outcasts ”. but i’m in between. i’m not the popular gorgeous cheerleader but i’m also not the weird emo kid that sits in the corner. so i think i have about the hardest roll at this school. i have no friends because the people are fake and disloyal . i once heard that high school is a bunch of scared people pretending to be something they’re not , well that’s true , for this school at least. the students pretend to be perfect and pretend to have the perfect lives. and the staff pretends to actually care , but all they really care about is doing only what they’re required to do and getting their paycheck. that’s the type of environment this school is. so if you go here , or are planning to , then all i have to say is welcome to your loneliest hell.
pass christian high school : fuck you .🤘🏼

Pella Christian High School 

A school in Pella, Iowa where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. They always make it to the playoffs but, can never finish
Wow, Pella Christian High School made it to the playoffs again.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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