christian cocaine

another name for coffee

There's nothing like a little Christian cocaine in the wee hours of the morning

by DJS61388 October 21, 2010

cocaine Christian

A former party animal turned born again Christian who annoys the hell out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.

That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!

by thharvey October 21, 2015