chris, bro

the stupidest entity on the face of the planet. known for smoking large amounts of marijuana, standing around with his hands in his pockets, and just being awkward in general. see also goat.

chris, bro- so...like...bro...i was like...in my english class, bro...and like...i was like...writing a paper, bro...and like....it was an english paper, bro...like...for my english class, bro...

you-what?

chris, bro- what, bro?

by iambuddha January 17, 2009

Chris Broderick

Guitar player for Jag Panzer, Megadeth, and touring guitarist for Nevermore

Also known as The Master of the Finger tap, God of the shred, Sweep Master General, Gods Right Handed Handy Man.

Best Guitarist ever...hands down

Last night I was listing to Jag Panzers "Thane to The Throne" and I heard Chris Brodericks solos, and I thought to my self, he is the Sweep Master General, and the Master of Tap.

I'd kill to play like him

by Panzerfan April 7, 2009

Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.

My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.

by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010

chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.

Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!

by d115 February 17, 2009

Chris Browned

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..

My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...

by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

except chris brown

describing a subject that is unbeatable, but only to finish your claim that chris brown can beat it.

similar to a sentence that is interrupted by michael scott, regional manager of dunder mifflin on the office, he would state at the end of a statement, "thats what she said."

Only this time under the brown exception, a subject matter that is said indestructible, is reverted back to the all capable beat down by chris brown.

nothing beats walmart's prices...except chris brown

by itexistdoesitnot December 14, 2009

To Chris Brown

To Chris Brown
When a man Brutally Beats a woman.
To Beat the shit out of someone.
Domestic Abuse

"Yo that girl totally got chris browned by that guy"
"that guy used to chris brown that girl but then he went to jail":

by IBSEES March 6, 2009