choontie 

a term that describes any particularly ghetto mexican or any other spanish speaking hispanic. Equivalent to and used the same way as wetback and wab.

That car that passed looks so choontie.
Santa Ana is full of choonties.
My gardening gets done by choonties.
I hate going to Albertos because it's always full of choonties.

choontie by choonties are everywhere September 1, 2008

choontie 

a term describing something tacky, cheap, or knock off. Usually mexican.

Skyler: Dude, that car has bullet holes & it looks like it's on fire!

(They both walk closer to the car)

Tom: Those are stickers man. That's so choontie.

-A mural of the virgin mary on the hood of a mini van.
-Having to open your door at the McDonald's drive-thru because your window doesn't roll down.
-Spinners on a geo.
-Cooking eggs on an iron.
-Charging your phone at a restaurant.
-Gathering all your change to buy an elote (corn on a cob) and barely having enough.
-Buying (designer) purses from that guy in the corner and telling people it's real.
-Black girls with bleach blond hair.
-Putting a dollar on your BOOST mobile plan, just to keep it on.
-Your neighbor with the bright pink jumpsuit that says BEBE on her butt with the gold jewelry and teeth.
-Washing your clothes with dishsoap.
-Gathering all the little leftover pieces of soap to make one big piece.

choontie by EandD February 4, 2010

chootie 

a chiunde cootie. a chootie is something that used to lie pathologically but is now a "changed man." chooties are "funny", smart, good looking, witty, and a bit sarcastic. a chootie is something that one would like to experience again and again. WARNING: a chootie may result in a mark (usually on the neck and chest) that is not all together desirable. Take precautions accordingly.

hey, chootie!

wow, you definitely got bitten by the chootie bug...

chootie by ruuuuuude05550 May 6, 2011

coontie 

Someone who is a catty, know-it-all bitch

My coworker is such an evil coontie.

coontie by slog April 23, 2014

Chootie 

A blunt.

Jer: I just pearled this Chootie let's cheef!

Chootie by Gilly26 February 21, 2009

Chootie 

A replacement for the word "cutie"; A person can be classified as a "chootie" by looks, personality, actions, words, etc.

Omg, John is such a chootie.

That shirt makes him look like such a chootie.

Chootie by brinimartinixx July 11, 2011

chootie 

a chiunde cootie. something not all people have the privilege of receiving. something very cute and cool and fun and witty. something that you would like to experience a few times or more. may result in a mark that is not altogether desirable, but that is very special anyway.

hey, chootie!

chootie by kim402392767 May 5, 2011