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n: a special type of nut that is dipped in a "chocolatey" substance and covered in chopped up walnuts. It is then put in ground for 107 days. After that, you mix peanut butter, fluff, mayo, ketchup, mustard, cow lard, a rare marine platypus urine, dead flowers, toenails, spam, and paper to a creamy substance and fill the nut with the batter. Leave in fridge for 2000000000000000.12475894 years. After that process, put a cherry on top.

*For extra flavor add a bit of spray cheese and spray butter.
I ate a delightful chizznut for breakfast this morning.
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