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chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.
how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.
by yomikey75 March 20, 2009
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Retarded Chipmonk

A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
Steff "Isn't Darragh a Retarded Chipmonk?''
Jake ''Yes Steff, I believe he is''
by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009
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chipmonking

to insert testicles in each cheek while inserting the penis in your throat. The result looks like a chipmonk with nuts in its cheeks.
She was chipmonking him before they had sex.
by xxxSnappyxxx June 10, 2008
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Aakon and the Chipmonks

1)The group of Talentless tards who decided one day to completely ruin the entire Hip Hop and R&B style, life, and music genres, consisting of people who were made famous by (mostly white) wangsters and teenage girls from Suburbia because they rhyme and sing through a vocoder. Some of which used to be kind of respectable, but over time bought into the money-loving tools of today. They are as followed: Aakon, T Pain, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Solja Boy, and the newest addition Lady GaGa.
1)dude 1:"Oh man, I just got done listenin' to WSC, and some Wangster turd totally comes up to me and iPeeps and starts going on and on about Aakon and the Chipmonks!"
dude 2:"Wow I feel for you man."
by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
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The Chipmonk

When a chick takes the whole shaft of a dick and puts one nut on each side of her mouth and looks like a chipmonk!
man this chick did the chipmonk like wo last night.
by bata00420 June 28, 2009
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the frozen chipmonk

when a woman give a man a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth
use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth
by t master tony July 10, 2009
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Chipmonk Thump

When a chicks on her kneen's you give her a teebag and thump her on the forehead with your cock until she recives a cock size red mark.
by The poonstar May 14, 2009
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