chip monk 

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.

how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.

chip monk by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

Retarded Chipmonk 

A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.

Steff "Isn't Darragh a Retarded Chipmonk?''
Jake ''Yes Steff, I believe he is''

Retarded Chipmonk by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009

chipmonking 

to insert testicles in each cheek while inserting the penis in your throat. The result looks like a chipmonk with nuts in its cheeks.

She was chipmonking him before they had sex.

chipmonking by xxxSnappyxxx June 10, 2008

Aakon and the Chipmonks 

1)The group of Talentless tards who decided one day to completely ruin the entire Hip Hop and R&B style, life, and music genres, consisting of people who were made famous by (mostly white) wangsters and teenage girls from Suburbia because they rhyme and sing through a vocoder. Some of which used to be kind of respectable, but over time bought into the money-loving tools of today. They are as followed: Aakon, T Pain, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Solja Boy, and the newest addition Lady GaGa.

1)dude 1:"Oh man, I just got done listenin' to WSC, and some Wangster turd totally comes up to me and iPeeps and starts going on and on about Aakon and the Chipmonks!"
dude 2:"Wow I feel for you man."

Aakon and the Chipmonks by dhawk123 March 7, 2009

The Chipmonk 

When a chick takes the whole shaft of a dick and puts one nut on each side of her mouth and looks like a chipmonk!

man this chick did the chipmonk like wo last night.

The Chipmonk by bata00420 June 28, 2009

the frozen chipmonk

when a woman give a man a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth

use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth

the frozen chipmonk by t master tony July 10, 2009

Chipmonk Thump 

When a chicks on her kneen's you give her a teebag and thump her on the forehead with your cock until she recives a cock size red mark.

It the chipmonk thump move

Chipmonk Thump by The poonstar May 14, 2009