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cheese wrist 

An accumulation of wrist fat - giving the appearance of a thick but squishy tree stump like wrist and forearm, found particularly in old women with hypertension and chunky babies
"Man that clare and her nanna have proper cheese wrists, would not like a thump from her"
cheese wrist by biddadunna October 7, 2009
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wrist cheese 

The detritus that accumulates in Animal (or similiar) watch straps, after they have been worn for a good few months in the summer.
Jeezus! Look at all the wrist cheese on your watch strap you dirty bugger.
wrist cheese by Tom_ArtOSorse February 22, 2004

Bavarian cheese whistle 

Extreme fart with distinctive sound played repeatedly over a course of time
Man, Lee has been playing the bavarian cheese whistle all night long, pew!
Bavarian cheese whistle by fnIrish January 17, 2009

cheese whistle 

A basketball shot where a player bounces the ball to himself, and then catches and scores a basket in a single fluid airborne motion.
Hey Max, watch me beat you with the Cheese Whistle!
cheese whistle by Steve Kerr April 11, 2007

Cheese-Whistle 

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
Cheese-Whistle by Max Raincloud June 11, 2011

cheese whistler 

When a female holds a snorkel in her mouth and the Male puts cheese whiz in the top end of the snorkel and ejaculates into it. The male then takes the snorkel and blows into the mouth piece blowing the cheese and sperm on the female's face and a dog licks her face clean
Two asians one German Shepherd, it was fucking beautiful. I pulled out the one girls ass and gave the other girl a cheese whistler.
cheese whistler by Countchalkula February 27, 2011

cheese whistle 

hey greg can you pass me the cheese whistle?
cheese whistle by jamie March 17, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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