cheese marn 

used in a state of shock, happiness, sadness and anger

Person A: Yo, i bought a Tesla!
Person B: Cheese marn!!!! Bring me for a ride

Person A: My Parents divorced
Person B: Cheese marn!!!! I hope you are doing ok.

cheese marn by Brompton April 18, 2022

Cheeseman 

Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun

This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.

OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!

Cheeseman by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020

cheesemare 

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.

I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.

cheesemare by Remedy X April 24, 2005

Cheeseman 

Noun, Adj;

Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.

1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?

Cheeseman by Spartyvus December 6, 2018

Cheeseman 

A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.

Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.

Cheeseman by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012

cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)

dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.

cheeseman blaster by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010

Cheeseman 

A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.

I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!

Cheeseman by Pedro mendez October 27, 2010