chavola

a insult for a selfproclaimed greb who is more of a chav than a greb.
a decent insult for anyone who pretends they are something you know they aren't.

plural "Chavolas"

person walking down street + Chav clothes + Greb music = a chavola,
or
person walking down street + Greb clothes + Chav music/ talkin like a chav = a Chavola.

chavola by Evil Bean July 17, 2006

chavalanche 

Noun. An oncoming tide of Burberry Clad madness.

"Quick ma' there a chavalanche on yonder horizon!"

chavalanche by Dusty F K October 18, 2004

charolastra 

Combination of charro and astral coming from the magical universe of Julio Zapata and Tenoch Iturbide, or better called "Charolastras" in Carlos Cuaron's forth movie: Y tu Mama Tambien.

With charolastra brotherhood come greatest powers and principles that must be followed by word according to sacrosanct manifesto>>>

1. There is no greater honor than being a Charolastra.

2. Do whatever you feel like.

3. Pop beats poetry.

4. Get high at least once a day.

5. You shall not screw another Charolastra’s girl.

6. Whoever likes Team America is a fag.

7. Whacking off rules.

8. Never marry a virgin.

9. Whoever roots for Team America… (it’s worth repeating)

10. Truth is cool, but unattainable.

11. The asshole who breaks any of the previous rules loses his title of “Charolastra.”

What's up charolastra?

Not much charolastra? hey, dont it smell like bread here?

Puta you fucking hog, you are freaking disgusting motherfucker, fuck off here!

charolastra by zed Conte April 1, 2010

chavalanche 

The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.

Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!

Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.

chavalanche by Mombola September 16, 2005

Chavology 

This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"

Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed

Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.

This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"

Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make

1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.

2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs

3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words

4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation

"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.

5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.

However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic

6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.

Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle

Chavology by Manimator July 8, 2010

Chavela

Insanely cute, usually very sexy. She giggles childishly, and tells a lot of bad stories. She's a blast to be around and can brighten up a whole room. She has the capacity to love endlessly but only after she learns to love herself.

Damn look at that girl, totally a Chavela.

Chavela by Jjam24 December 8, 2011

chavalanche 

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

chavalanche by Dani_star September 4, 2005