chaut

Base word of chauty. Can mean cheap, nappy, hood, ghetto, retarded, or any other selection of words.
It's most often used at Choices, when Higgy tries to give you an absence because you didn't pay two dollars to watch Cast Away- ahem, I mean some cunt yelling "WILLLSON" like a fucking moron.

"What the fuck Hig- this is so chaut. I'm not paying two dollars to watch some fucking insaine freak yell at a volleyball."

"This double cheeseburger with Mac sauce is really chaut."

by jamessssss08 February 17, 2008

chaftwhaling

The act of going out to pick up overweight women

Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.

by Anononon12 June 6, 2013

Chadtronic

A YouTuber that reacts to weird commercials and also he likes to be a Nintendo goof.

Dude you should go check out Chadtronic and subscribe to him!

by my (not yours) definitions September 10, 2016

Cautiously Pessimistic

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012

Chaitanya

The sweetest person people LOVE to meet. Can be AMAZING friends with anyone. Extremely trustful and humble, good at relationships.

Oh my god, He's like Chaitanya!

by noneofyourbusinesss August 31, 2018

Chantal

Chantal is so adorable and so cute,you cant live without her in your life. She is so beautiful even though she says shes not. A lot of people think she is an angel. Chantal looks cute with straight hair and curly hair,she loves Stitch. Some people would die if they dont talk to Chantal. Shes the cutest girl in the universe!!!

I thought my life had no meaning until i met Chantal.

by Savagecat235 December 7, 2020

Caution Call

The act of calling your girlfriend (or anyone for that matter) and hanging up right away simply so it says "Missed Call from 'your name'".

Great in those many situations where you don't want to talk to a girl, but you want her to think you cared a little bit.

Dude A: "Crap I told that girl I would call her!"
Dude B: "No worries, caution call that!"
Dude A: "Thanks man, you just saved my romantic night featuring her black silk sheets and my erotic demeanor!"

by adri0801 August 5, 2009