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chatgroup 

A group of people who chat together on neopets about the following:
1. Anime/manga
2. Other comic/show
3. Random subjects.

Yep. There's a million of them, and guess what? YOU'RE NOT IN ONE. It's like not knowing over 9000 secret handshakes. SERIOUSLY.

You wouldn't want to be in one either. All of them are filled with at least three people who will DRIVE YOU INSANE. Or worse... speak Japanese and English in the same sentence.

Serious business is serious.
"I'm going to go join a chatgroup."
"NYAAA~~ WHAT A KAWAII CHATGROUP~~~"
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Chatroulette Sword Fight 

When two men, both Jerking themselves off, come upon each other on Chatroulette and keep Jerking off.
Buck: Dude, I was Jerking off all last night on Chatroulette, but every dude I came upon never clicked Next and I didn't want to, so we sat there just watching each other beat it.

Spen: Sounds like you were in a major Chatroulette Sword Fight

chatroulette

A live streaming website where you connect with completely random strangers with a webcam and microphone. Every other person you connect to is a horny dude wanking, or if you're a chick, you are asked to see your tits. You disconnect with you want and keep talking if the person's chill. Same concept as Omegle except you see them.
Dude, I just saw someone take a shit on chatroulette.
chatroulette by jerseyshore January 17, 2010

Chatroulette

A brilliant invention. A place where all the psychos, skanks, perverts and pedophiles are kept the world over, safe in their living rooms, instead of out bothering the rest of us in the real world.
Guy1: My uncle is such a pervert.

Guy2: Did you introduce him to Chatroulette? =D

Guy1: Say, that's a swell idea!
Chatroulette by JaneGirl3345 March 10, 2010

Chatroulette

Read these stats, they pretty much sum up the site...
Nearly half of all Chatroulette spins connected a user with someone in the USA, while the next most likely country was France with 15%.

On average in sessions showing a single person, 89% of these were male and 11% were female.

8% of spins showed multiple people behind the camera. 1 in 3 females appeared as such a group. That number is 1 in 12 for males.

A user was more likely to encounter a webcam featuring no person at all than one featuring a sole female.

A user was twice as likely to encounter a sign requesting female nudity than to encounter actual female nudity.

Approximately 1 in 8 of feeds from Chatroulette involved 'R-rated' content.
Chatroulette by hong the arsenal fan December 15, 2010

Chatroulitis 

What happens after spending countless hours on chatroulette ending in either passing out, over sleeping and/or blurred vision.
Leila: How was the work today??
Nicole: I overslept and had to call out due to chatroulitis again!!!!!!

Mikey: Bro I missed my finals I spent hours f9in thru peen on chatroulette looking for some tit-tays before I knew it was 5am.
Brian: Yo I told you now you got the chatroulitis. Did you even score?
Mikey: Nah bro but I met santa smokin a blunt
Chatroulitis by NiCkiCa$h March 9, 2010

chatrouletted 

to be unwittingly be exposed to a penis
1. "Dude, I just chatrouletted the shit out of Kevin."

2. "Pee-wee Herman was chatrouletting long before it was cool."
chatrouletted by Trakix February 27, 2010