chaplak

Dari/Persian for sandal or slipper. Although worn predominately on the feet, they can also be used as a projectile or an extension of the hand when slapping another individual.

Chaplaks are the preferred choice of weapon by Afghan mothers against unruly children. Other weapons include, but are not limited to:
kamarband (belt)
magas-kush (fly-swatter)

Boy! Did you just point your feet at your Bibi jaan? Here comes the chaplak! - Madar/Mor

Please no! HELP!!! - Misbehaving child

chaplak by Afg4Lyfe December 20, 2012

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Chaplabia

Is when your labia is so dry it has become chapped.

Girl I gotta stop wearing those tight ass leggings all the time, I'm getting chaplabia.

Chaplabia by MDS Guru April 28, 2017

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Chapaki'd

Eating one's own body weight in Kashmiri food and chapatis at Mo Mo's Kitchen.
Often compared with a 'hangover-like' state.

'I'm totes Chapaki'd off MoMo's food'

or

'Rosie, lets get Chapaki'd'

or

'I sooo wanna get Chapaki'd tonght'

Chapaki'd by MoMo'sBitchin June 29, 2012

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the Grapplin' Chaplain

1. Nickname for Jeff Goven, submission grappler and universal faith minister (used to go to various prisons & jails as an outside chaplain for the inmates).

2. A crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on Jeff Goven.

The Grapplin' Chaplain is small and old and cannot defeat that heavyweight college wrestler by college wrestling rules, but, allow all grappling techniques, remove all points and time limits, and the GC will win by a submission!

the Grapplin' Chaplain by Debbie Goven June 17, 2009