centerpoint, alabama

city right off of Birmingham, Alabama.

its a ghetto place, and you can frequently hear police chases and drug busts on the Parkway.

dont walk the streets at night, and watch out for the homeless drunks and druggies that inhabit the interstate exits. they will walk right up to your vehicle so make sure not to make eye contact and always leave your windows up.

there are so many churches almost always under baptist or methodist names through this area, but be wary. the preachers and pastors are probably gang members.
Brodregus: i didnt know that place was so ghetto! it was almost like walking through Centerpoint.

Quindacea: mmmhmm, i aint never seen so many hobos under the bridge as i seen in centerpoint, alabama

Nicholas: do you ACTUALLY live in centerpoint?
Peter: no way! i could never live in such a slum!!
by ms99 December 27, 2010
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Centerpoint Walrusing

When you're in Texas and you lose power because of Centerpoint's neglect and mismanagement and it's 100 degrees outside so you splash a quart of water on your tile floor and lay there naked like a Walrus in the third world.
Don't bother Danny today, he's been Centerpoint Walrusing since Hurricane Beryl.
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Centerpoint, Texas

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”
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