Someone who gets drunk, goes outside and leaves their liqor bottles on someones porch, then smashes the door for an excess amount of time, hides, and then proceeds to somehow get caught by the cops.
Person One - "Steven and Matt were real cavalloists last night dude."
Person Two - "Yeah i know, there goddamn retards."
Person Two - "Yeah i know, there goddamn retards."
by brandus January 10, 2006