carrvy 

carrvy is a pseudo name used by a former active duty US Marine to spread stupidity among the world. Other Marines use his name to refer to things that are so stupid it is absurd. It is also used to define people who are stupid. It is used extensively on the website leathernect.com/political forum.

"That last post was a carrvy. A quick internet check on any of the listed items will prove he is lying through his teeth again."
Are you trying to pull a carrvy?

(Note: This idiot has cited urban dictionary with words that are not listed. He constantly lies to make his political view heard. The Marines of leatherneck.com/political forum would appreciate his pseudo name being added to the UD to make a point.)

carrvy by ViperOps September 21, 2013

remember the fam, carry the pain 

An unexpectedly deep phrase that was made by CaryKH's rapping AI.

Remember the fam, carry the pain.

remember the fam, carry the pain by CalimariiSlicer May 20, 2020

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

Naija No Dey Carry Last 

The Pidgin phrase Naija no dey carry last, roughly meaning “Nigerians strive to finish first”, has become an unofficial national motto (as well as the title of a book satirising the country).

Someone:Other countries are better
Nigerian person: never naija no dey carry last.

Naija No Dey Carry Last by whorexxxo October 18, 2020

Saddle For Carrying 

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

Saddle For Carrying by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

stand and carry 

A brilliant way to fuck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. You gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch dick so it is inside her wet pussy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect cock until you both cum. Then if you are, (so to speak) still "up" for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both cum again. Guaranteed to make her scream.

As we stepped out of the pool after skinny -dipping together, I picked her up in my arms and started to fuck her in the stand and carry position.

stand and carry by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017

carry on bag 

Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.

"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."

carry on bag by Speedog 2 November 15, 2010